Cockery Laws...abit copied...but its really good

1. Hot vessel looks exactly same as cold vessel.
2. Phones received outside the kitchen generates unexpected results inside the kitchen.
3. Fire alarms are more efficient while cooking Methi Paranthas.
4. Handle with care or Handle the "handle" with care.
5. Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
6. When all else fails, read the instructions.
7. Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
8. To err is human, but to really screw things up requires an oven.
9. Procrastination leads to overflowing sinks.
10. Never be surprised when you cook good food.
11. Circumstances can force a generalized incompetent to become competent, at least in a specialized field.
12. Shouting loudly doesn't improve the taste.
13. Never say "oops" loudly in the kitchen if you have invited someone for a dinner.
14. There is always an easier way that you don’t know.
15. If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
16. All grocery estimates tends to result in unscheduled visits to grocery stores
17. The time you take to cook last item is equal to the time it takes other item to get cold particularly one which you must serve hot.
18. Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
19. Less is more.
20. Standard deviation is high.
21. Whenever u cook for 2 people, there will be four guests.