Some misses and some hits

I miss my country, her people, for whom I have lived
I miss my land, her roads, their bumps and twists
I miss my kinetic, her freedom, the noise and mis-starts

I miss my care, I miss my friends, I miss my family, that bought me smiles
I miss my laze, I miss my summers, I miss my attitude, that wastrels

I miss my wind, the kites, the sun and the nights, those drama-kings and nerds
I miss my food, the taste, the spices and the freedom, aah manek-chowk

I miss myself, my life! that country, her people

THOUGHTs

Why I born in this world? What is the value of my life? Why should I do things like this? Am I really made for this would?

These are the questions which torment the common man throughout the life. One always tries to solve the puzzle of ones life.

Let’s start with the born. From the first day of one’s life on earth, he feels like incarcerate in terms of thoughts, action & behavior. Like one is depended on other for all its work. In childhood always people around told for do’s & don’t, in which his personal wing & ambitions dies. But in all difficulties living is our destination, so man continues living.

After some years, the man has his own evolution and wants to be the coxswain but knowingly or unknowingly. He is the player of someone else team and working under superiors and only dreams left within. In rate of being coxswain, he tries to do things bohemian due to which the mind of person turns to inexorable with some more disaster in his life. The man completes his study and when the job opportunity comes, he dissatisfied with job & future growth in his own nation so he tries to be expatriate. Once he gets the success in this life & enough wealth, he will repatriate, to admire pulchritude and after all settled with a happy marriage life. So after marriage, he introduces the new coxswain of his life to achieve new goals and fulfill his marriage life.

So now some history repeats itself. Now after some times he feels like incarcerate by his wife. Now due repeated failure in his own action, of being bohemian, leads to become ritualistic & kills his gumption.

So with the ends still the puzzle unsolved as during the way of solution, he lost in his way, by worlds persecution and own temptation.

So the mystery remains unsolved and at the end of his life still he thinks the questions he asked.

INDIAN COW..

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks, but will doso when he is got child.He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful toman. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can beutilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4taps attached to his basement. Horses don't have anysuch attachment.What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, whyand the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is usefulto cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. Hismotion is slow only because he is of lazy species.Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to trees,plants as well as for making flat cakes (like Pizza) ,in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feedingafter eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teethwhom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He isincessantly in the meadows in the grass. His onlyattacking and defending organ is the horns, speciallyso when he is got child. This is done by knowing hishead whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled tothe ground of the earth and instantly proceed withgreat velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, butnot like similar animals. It has hairs on the otherend of the other side. This is done to frighten awaythe flies which alight on his cohesive body, thereuponhe gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So thegrasses head is not crushed. At night time have posesby looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow......."

Woodchuck chucking Wood

How much wood woul a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

• The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

• The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

• The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

• He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

• A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

• If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

• It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

• One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

• It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

• Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

• It depends on how good his dentures are!

• A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

• About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

• About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

• Um....... 23????

• Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

• If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

• Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

• Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

Love Letter....

This is a love letter written by a gujarati guy to a girl......the letter was hand written and then i got it from the girl to whom it was written. The grammatical mistakes are as it was in the letter. I'll not disclose the name of both the persons, coz i dont wanna hurt the feeling of the great guy who wrote it and the girl to whom it was written. So check it out....

Hi, I love you. I miss you. You Don’t know How much i love you. Hows my time going here. I love you from my heart I will make you happy. All the day whenever you are with me. I likeyour smile, your hair, your eyes, your nature, your talking style, your sense of humour, your maturity. I love all your things which ever you are doing with me. The most I like is ur smile and hair. I cant live without you. I am very serious for you. You don’t know how much I love you. Just look into my eyes, you never observe that whenever you are with me, you don’t know you have any problem or not. I am trying to make you happy whole day and forget your problem. Ya I know you don’t like me, you don’t trust me. But I am very carefull person. When we apart then you will realize my value. I am always very carefull about you. I remember all your memory, which you have shared with me. I know you have many problem. You know the 2^nd name of life is “problem”. You always have to get new thing, learn new way to live yourlife from bad/good experience which is done in your past. Apart from all this things I want to marry you, but I am affraid to talk with you an this issue I have been never disturb and never break anybody heart or his/her feeling. I am always try to share my enjoyment with my friend. I am always compromise for all but never expect from anybody. I will give you the happy life. I am always hold your hand, support you, hug you, love you, miss you, in bad and good times. Now I am trying to make myself as your one of the best friend but you are not understand me and my feeling and my emotions which are only for you. I will never change my dicision any more. I will wait for you. I am ready to accept you, take you on lifetime journey and I will make sure that you will be happy with me. You are always think from your heart, which is good. I like it, you are always right, your alway share all your private life with me. But u know I don’t know where should I make mistake. Why I don’t think about me? Am I a bad boy? Am I not trusty? You can trust me. I never think bad things about you. I want you to be always happy, always smiling on your face. I will take all your worries, I will take all your problems. I am trying to share some serious thing with you but I don’t know why god is angry on me. I believe in destine, it is predecided by god. So I think god want to be us as settle very soon. Once again I am very serious about me. You just give me time. Trust me. I am not the person what you think. I will change for you. Just tell me one time that I trust you, I love you. Every seconds, mins, hrs, and days I miss you, I love you. I am thinking about you. Why you don’t think about me. I just want to listen your voice when you are with me. I am waiting for your smile, your voice, your eyes, your lips. I love you more than you and more than me. I am always pray for you that god gives her each and every enjoy of her life. Plz give her good times. Never gives her bad time. I want her to be smiling whole day. What am I say more? Try to understand me that’s all my love….